Why is the Pig named Bean Bag, and pigs don’t swim, do they?

We just made the name up, but come on, who doesn’t want to have a friend named Bean Bag? If you could go to the beach with Bean Bag or Frank, you’re definitely going with Bean Bag, right? Sorry to all the Franks reading this, no offense, but you just can’t compete with a pig named Bean Bag. Can’t swim? Search Google Images: “Swimming Pigs” and prepare to have your mind blown.